Sometimes I laugh, but usually shake my head,
I could be doing so many other things instead

I guess I’m old fashioned if you had to define me,
But a Lady publicly talking about her pee…really?

Society has shrunk and it is now no holds barred,
I can’t think of that kind of talk from a Silent Movie Star

Devolution is the name of the game,
But that doesn’t require us to act in shame

A good heart and deeds washes your hands of the wealth,
But bodily function discussions should be much more stealth

Your group of gals does its good as has its fun,
You should outshine everyone in comparison

Yes you are cool and shock with a laugh,
Yet this kind of talk forsakes your better half

I know it’s there and so do you,
Is next week’s post going to be about poo?

There is something youthful about shocking your clan,
Please think about letting go of that, you are not a Seaman

Still a loving soul in a smokin’ hot shell,
You don’t belong at the fringes of Hell

Just joking, we all know that is total B.S.,
But you are just so much better than the rest,
As Channel 11′s ratings can attest

Who are those kooks on the T.V. by the way?
Poor Steve has seen much better days

Now I’m rambling like a self-absorbed fool,
All because of an electronic cesspool

None of this matters much, I am kind of like you,
I guess other than getting old, I’ve nothing better to do

In college we ground our own watercolors. The recipe called for oxen urine
As a preservative. And over the years I’ve tried to forget what we used instead! Probably has alot to
Do with why I don’t like pee.

In the army they talked about drinking to keep from dying of thirst. It had to bee someone else’s though? Mabee there’s something to it but either way, no thanks!

I never quite understood the Zen of things and butterflies and all. Like the Buddhist monk holds a his
sandal over his head to answer your question…butt oh wait,..I have to go pee !!!

NO PUN INTENDED.. and I wish I could re tweet this but girl I have grandchildren and there will be no reference to the GS thing.. HA