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We got there late. We left early. The very LA approach to the Women’s March. I didn’t even have a sign. But I saw a bunch I loved… Like Brains are the New Boobs. Grab Em By The Midterms. And We Marched On Him Like A Bitch. I actually missed the marching part. Typical me…I [...]

IMG_1043 I could go for some NyQuil in a wine glass. I have a cold. And even though it’s wet out… It’s dry January. I stopped drinking. I may lose my friends. I’d like to lose a few pounds. That didn’t happen last January. But my skin got better. Currently I have a zit on [...]

Even cheaper than Rent the Runway… Borrow the runway. I had two fancy fundraisers in one week. I spent too much on the first dress (see photo of gold dress. Hope you like it. It was pricy). So I needed a freebie on the second. I borrowed two dresses from two friends. One is lacy [...]

I had that donut neck thing. I had some red wine. A nice flight attendant snuck me a cheese plate from business class. So I almost enjoyed the 10 hour flight. When we got to London we immediately went to a Cathedral. I like to drag my husband to churches. It’s one of the ways [...]

I had braces. I thought that might keep Neil Diamond from loving me. I was 13. But thought braces were the bigger barrier. He was my first crush. My friend and I spent days drawing pictures of him. I traced mine because I suck at art. We copied the lyrics of his songs and sent [...]

I don’t drink and paddleboard. But it’s hard not to cocktail in Cabo. There’s tequila in the salad. The waiter tossed some in while tossing it. So even my Caesar was drunk. I was almost surprised no one offered me a shot while paddle boarding. But as I dragged the board back to the beach [...]

I want to be Mother Teresa. But a hot Mother Teresa, with long hair, short skirts, Botox and a blow dry. I blame my mother for this twisted fantasy. She’s always helping somebody. As a child I remember her driving the nuns around. The same nuns that made my sisters kneel on frozen peas if [...]