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I got a jumpsuit. It’s a onesie for grownups. Easy for travel. Except when you need to pee. Especially on the train. Some people (by people I mean men) have bad aim on the train. I was the girl on the train. Traveling from Prague to Budapest to Vienna to Prague. Can not even calculate [...]

Podcast link: Ok LA I tried low carb. But I ate chips and that was it. I’m trying intermittent fasting. You eat for 8 hours. Then don’t eat for 16 hours. Problem is last night I ate at 11pm. So today I can’t eat until 3pm. All this to lose that baby weight. Because my [...]

My husband says my dress looks like a sofa. I say it’s more like a tablecloth. A long tablecloth. And I hate long dresses. Mostly because…they’re long. I like short skirts. Plus a long dress makes it difficult to pee. And I pee freely. I rented the dress. Guess I should have rented more of [...]

strong> I picked up this guy on the street. He said we’d meet halfway. Halfway became a half block from his house. Steve and I were heading to KABC to see Jillian. He should know better than to let us drive. Last time Jill drove she hit a concrete barrier. This time I got lost. [...]

The sign says Happy Hour… 7am to 6pm. That’s a bit too happy for me. But I did have a midday Margarita. It was supposed to be skinny. But it tasted like a Slurpee and came in a Big Gulp cup. Tabasco is the beach bar with the 11 hour happy hour. There’s another tacky [...]

It’s been raining. And I’m pouring tea. I’m a coffee drinker. But I drink tea when I write. Mostly I’m writing emails for Mending Kids. We have a fundraiser coming up. I’ll bug you to buy tickets in a bit. But I’m thinking about… Mending me. Probably because of an email from a friend. We’re [...]

Don’t speak with almonds in your teeth. Something I should know after 30 years on TV. Apparently I didn’t eat healthy then. With almond bits in my teeth… I was about to speak at the ACP Journalism Convention. I was about to impart all my wisdom. Then what to do for the rest of the [...]

Are vitamins better with red or white? Took my fish oil with a nice pinot grigio. When you wash down your vitamins with wine you know you’re in Vegas. But it was almost 5 o’clock…and way past Dry January. I like to gamble for 5 minutes and then take my chances at the shops. One [...]

We got there late. We left early. The very LA approach to the Women’s March. I didn’t even have a sign. But I saw a bunch I loved… Like Brains are the New Boobs. Grab Em By The Midterms. And We Marched On Him Like A Bitch. I actually missed the marching part. Typical me…I [...]

IMG_1043 I could go for some NyQuil in a wine glass. I have a cold. And even though it’s wet out… It’s dry January. I stopped drinking. I may lose my friends. I’d like to lose a few pounds. That didn’t happen last January. But my skin got better. Currently I have a zit on [...]