Paddle Boarding & Politics (On My Knees Again)

On my knees again       Oh wait that was Monica.  Another White House intern.  I was once a White House intern (Steve used to say during the Calvin Coolidge administration). And I always thought I’d work by the Potomac. But (here’s my bumper sticker) I’d rather be paddle boarding in the Pacific.

I find peace on the water. And I love to hang (ten) with my surfer son. He hates it but whatever.  It’s also a good way to spy on him. Although going on his FACEBOOK page might be easier.

As for politics…if you lived in DC you know the REDSKIN Rule, If the Skins win the Sunday before the election the incumbant wins. The Skins lost. So Romney wins?  Of course there’s also the Ohio rule. He who wins Ohio wins. The President is ahead in Ohio, But John Boehner (House Speaker) says Romney will win Ohio. The former Speak of the House Nancy Pelosi says there’s no way on earth Romney wins.  Somebody (I’m guessing Boehner) will wind up crying.

I may cry. I’m tossing all the Halloween candy (at least the type I like.) I was beginning to think God didn’t want me sexy. He did create candy. After Butterfingers, Tootsie rolls, Tootsie Roll Pops, Dots and Blow Pops (not another Monica reference I’m talking about lollipops). I’m done. I had some Green Machine drink for breakfast. Lets see if I can keep that going till lunch. 

Paddle boarding only burns off so many calories. All the surfers call it SUP. When I say I SUP my son makes fun of me. Any body want to buy a teenager? Anyway since it is called stand up paddle boarding… I eventually did stand up.   

I’d  rather  be paddle boarding