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Just got a text from a friend that said: My body is a temple…or more like a Catholic Church. Full of wine, bread and guilt.
I carry guilt with me like it’s my iPhone.
I’m trying to break up with bread.
But wine and I go way back.
My favorite summer wine, Pinot grigio, is low in sugar.
It’s a skinny wine.
I like skinny.
I like a skinny latte.
And an occasional skinny Margarita (at Cafe Habana on karaoke night).
The GOP recently dabbled in skinny with the Obamacare repeal.
And I think we’re witnessing a skinny impeachment.
A four-star skinny impeachment.
Trump will still be an ass on the stump, at any rally or jamboree (sorry Scouts).
He can tweet about stocks.
But his staff can not talk about each other’s cocks.
This maybe part of a power diet.
This has happened to Trump before. After the bankruptcies he was put on an allowance (like some of you Scouts). He had to sell his yacht and his airline.
So he started to sell his name. Trump steaks, vodka and ties. Some companies died.
But he got a reality show.
Now he has another realty show where he fires people. But…generally speaking…I think we have new show runners.
General Kelly gave the Mooch the boot.
General Mattis is ignoring the trans ban.
And the military doesn’t need to tell Trump before they wage war.
When Trump was a troubled teen his parents sent him to military school.
Now General Kelly is his daddy (ok gate keeper). And Trump tweeted…it’s a great day at the White House!
Another military rescue.
We used to call this a coup.
I do a podcast called Politics and Psychics.
Psychic Natalie predicted Trump would win before he got in the race. So she and Michael Moore were the only ones to see that coming.
Natalie recently told me more people would be out at the White House.
Right.
And she told me Trump will get a second term.
Can’t imagine that’s right.
But she also tells me I have a bright future…so she’s not always right.
Far right or wrong I don’t think the generals can save Trump from himself, or from Bob Muller.
And if he tries to fire Muller…a skinny impeachment won’t be big enough.
And by the way…the White House should be a temple.
Not The Temple of Doom.
PLEASE let her be wrong about a second term. I don’t even want him to finish this year.
Oh geez I hope your friend is wrong .. I hope that the circus ends soon . I can’t take another day of tweets take the phone away already . Sadly I feel we are a laughing stock among the world. Maybe on his two week vacation he will get a new perspective . Nah .. but who is minding the White House while daddy is away . Oh the kids no worries . Really I just want to awake from the nightmare. I will take a skinny impeachmeant Venti please
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The Marine’s have landed at the White House! I’m hoping for a “ooorah” … and, please, Dear God, no second term!!!