My Little Lights…The Skin Magician.

Glad you can’t see me.

I look like a smurf.

I just applied my Tiffany blue face mask.

By the end of this blog my skin will be plumper.

My ass will be too…

Because, of course, I’m snacking.

My hands look like…

The 2000 Year Old Man.

My hair is…

Roots The Next generation.

So I’m truly counting on my skin care.

And it works.

When a friend says…

“Did you get work done?”

I consider it a compliment.

I’ve gotten my eyes done…

Twice.

The first time…

I still looked like the Stay Puff guy.

So I asked my doctor to do it again.

He said…

Don’t you want to look like you?

I said…

Not really.

But that was long ago.

The only work I’ve done lately is to apply my friend‘s skin care.

When I first met Paige I thought she was a girl.

But she’s a grown ass woman.

She just looks like a little angel.

And her company is called Heilo ( pronounced halo)

Her skin is like a baby’s butt.

Mine was like a baby elephant’s butt.

Paige calls her skin care meditation for your face.

I like to meditate.

So I apply a mask.

And…

OM…

Twenty minutes later I look and feel better.

After using it for a few months…

A friend said…

Did you have work done?

I said…

Call Paige.

She did.

Then she tells me Paige gave her skin care and a reading…

I said…

Paige is psychic?

I swear…

I’m like the psychic friends network.

But I didn’t know Paige had that gift.

So now I bug her for beauty products…

And advise.

She recently told me…

I will write a book.

So far its just this blog.

But I’ve got lots of time…

And face masks.

Heilo Skin Care gives a portion of it’s profits to Mending Kids.

I use the Healing Mask, The Ultimate Peel, Stem Cells and EGF Oil and Cream.

Products are Reiki infused.

And currently 1/2 price.

Use the code: Healthy50