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I don’t drink and paddleboard. But it’s hard not to cocktail in Cabo. There’s tequila in the salad. The waiter tossed some in while tossing it. So even my Caesar was drunk. I was almost surprised no one offered me a shot while paddle boarding. But as I dragged the board back to the beach [...]

I want to be Mother Teresa. But a hot Mother Teresa, with long hair, short skirts, Botox and a blow dry. I blame my mother for this twisted fantasy. She’s always helping somebody. As a child I remember her driving the nuns around. The same nuns that made my sisters kneel on frozen peas if [...]

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  Never know who you’ll see in the ladies room. Or just outside. I’m not a Beverly Hills girl. But we happened to be there for dinner. By we I mean a loud crowd of friends. We’d been at an event with booze and no food. We were in need of pasta. I walked out [...]

My family is small and furry. I have only have 1 cousin. But she has 5 kids, 4 dogs, 2 cats and a hedgehog. I wouldn’t say Cashew the hedgehog and I are close. But we are family. I went to see my east coast family. Took my Mom on a road trip to see [...]

The bed was round. With a hot tub next to it. Was it a hotel? Or a brothel. We were drinking wine when we booked it. When in Rome… Except we weren’t in Rome. Yet. We were home. On Expedia. Planning our empty nester… Eat, Pray, Love-ish trip. To Roma. A friend said… Rome is [...]

Back when I was sort of hot… I had a shot at interviewing Donald Trump. I was at WABC in NYC. Doing a show with another God of NYC…Regis. Our producers were setting up an interview with Trump. Trump requested they send me. I recently told this story to a friend. Her husband said… “Well… [...]

I knocked. Didn’t want them calling the police. I was peeking in. Stalking the house I grew up in. We lived in NY until I was 8. We hid a kitten under a laundry basket until Mom said we could keep it. In that house. My sister started smoking and set the toilet seat on [...]