The crazy little phrase God wants me sexy came from the mind of Mary The Fat Whisperer. She doesn’t exactly whisper to your fat but she does help you loose it. She is also a bit psychic so put that in your detox tea. The first time I ever met Mary she asked if I had ever eaten a cruciferous vegetable. Since I didn’t know what she meant (my idea of a green veggie used to be a sour apple lollypop), she knew the answer was no. I still have no idea how she knows so much about me from just looking at my fat tummy. I call her the stomach psychic. If you ever want to loose inches and gain insight Mary Ascension (yes that is her real name) can be found at the Kate Somerville Clinic.