I don’t really care about wrinkles. Well at least I don’t care after I’ve had Botox. I’m more concerned (panicked, apoplectic perhaps) about tightening my skin. That’s why I like lasers. They are subtle, but they work. They also work on sun damage but I gave up on that one about 100 paddleboard rides ago. I [...]
The crazy little phrase God wants me sexy came from the mind of Mary The Fat Whisperer. She doesn’t exactly whisper to your fat but she does help you loose it. She is also a bit psychic so put that in your detox tea. The first time I ever met Mary she asked if I [...]
