I’m Molting!

There is skin on my keyboard, Let me check.  Oh yes.  It’s mine.  I got a peel (to be more …appealing? OK sorry). Think (but don’t visualize) of the Wicked Witch & Dorothy.  I’m MOLTING!  Hopefully I’ll lose a few freckles. But I’m sure you’ll still be able to play connect the dots on my chest.

Me (From a distance thank goodness)

Did I expose too much chest at the Mending KIds Wings Gala?  Apparently they had a meeting to discuss how much cleavage was OK.  I missed the meeting. But that was for the staff.  Hopefully it was OK for a Board Member/Host Mom to look like a hooker.  Good Heavens …the event was in an old church, the Vibiana.  Even Victoria Grayson ( the lovely Madeleine Stowe) dressed demurely.          

WWVGW What Would Victoria Grayson Wear

 The very cute Simon Baker was also there to present an award.

Kim (Vanna Black) Coles

And as long as I’m dropping names KIm Coles did the auction.  Yes she actually called herself Vanna Black. We pulled a winning ticket.  I ( vanity thy name is Dotsie) did not have my glasses to read the winner. I was having a Meryl Steep at the Oscar’s moment till Nia Peeples ran on stage with her cheaters.  Nia and KIm were hilarious together on stage. Maybe I’ll talk them into doing a talk show.

My speech was about my Sandra. Guess they know you raise more money when you cry cause they showed all these sweet photos.  For some unknown reason the ones with Sandra torturing (OK playing dress up with) my dog made me cry.  

Princess Milkyway

 So I must confess my speech was not as good as it should have been ( talked a lot about her throwing up. Is that wrong at a dinner?)

On the subject of barf:  whats pink and brown and round all over? That’s not a riddle  It’s me.  Just checked  my  face  (most of it is on the key board or the floor).  I’m a little bored with the peeling but in a few days I’ll look a few days younger …