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Seeing all the Presidents at the Bush Library reminded me of a slightly dirty Jimmy Carter story. Not Clinton…Carter. I met Jimmy Carter years ago. Of all people I was with my old friend Alec Baldwin. My dress may have been a bit too low-cut for the occasion. Carter shook my hand and glanced at my overly exposed chest. He said “you’re a very pretty girl’ and I thought how would you know? You never looked at my face. Jimmy once admited in a Playboy interview that he had lust in his heart. We know Clinton’s was elsewhere.
I feel like I told every story I have on the radio last week. I filled in on KFI. It’s a boys club on the air over there so it was fun to crash. What does one wear to do radio? When I got dressed I asked my husband if I looked OK. He said yes, if you’re a cheerleader (shorts too shorts?) So I wore a boring black dress. I even put makeup on. Perhaps I was confused about the concept of radio. It only matters what you say. The producer kept telling me to talk more. NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT TO ME BEFORE. ON Good Day LA I was always told to wrap it up (nicer way to say shut up).
No one can tell Cloris Leachman to shut up. And why would you? She won a Woman in Media Award on Tuesday. She held it up and said “this is taller than my other awards and it has tits”. I won one two years ago. It does indeed have large breasts. As do many of the Woman in Media. But nothing wrong with small boobs…just ask Jimmy Carter.
I went to America Idol this week. Haven’t been since the last finale (that was the night before my last day at Good Day). Randy Jackson stopped his interview with Fox to give me a hug. But I don’t think you’ll see that on TV. After the finale last year I had dinner with the Executive Producer Nigel Lythgoe (and his ex-wife, what a hilarious night.) We ran into all the stars from Dancing With The Stars. People were coming up to our table to practically genuflect before Nigel. And the next day I said good bye on TV. I went for Princess to Pauper in a day.
But hiking this week I saw about 10 whales. A bunch of Mama’s and their baby greys (Westward beach in Malibu is the best place to see them.) So I’m OK with the goofing off thing.
I think back on my life, back to that night with Alec B and Jimmy C…my boobs are real and not spectatular…but my life is (mostly) spectacular…
Actions speak louder than words. CHEERS!
You should write. That was way better than mine. Xo
Now I’m thinking The Mayans were right about the end of the world thing…they were just off by a few months. Because how else can you explain this lineup at super conservative KFI: Bill Handel, Rush Limbaugh, DOROTHY LUCEY, John and Ken, and Tim Conway, Jr.? It reminds me of that song, “One of these things…is not like the other….” But girlfriend, you never cease to amaze. Go on with your badd radio self….and welcome to the bottom of the entertainment totem pole with the rest of us radio rats. We welcome you with open arms and absolutely no high heels. Or slutty dresses. Unless we feel like it. 
Ahh Dorothy, I wish I knew you were on KFI. I would have tuned in just to hear you! “) I’d love to hear you on KTLK! Hopefully someday(?). In the meantime, I’ll look frwd to your updates! “)
You life IS spectacular and full of love and blessings.
I wish i had taken a photo of you when we heard the Captain say ” Ladies and gentlemen soon, we’ll be landing in Kharthum, Sudan and you’ll hear funny noises coming from the landing gear ….” HAHAHAHAHAHAH The look on your face was PRICELESS!!!
Landings in Sudan (on a dirt landing strip on a jumbo jet – twice) Open heart surgeries, bad Ethiopian wine, bad Chinese food in Ethiopia, BLACK LION !! – Orthodox mass with chanting monks, holding a sick baby who was calling you “mom” in an orphanage, aborted flight over the Atlantic due to smoke in the flight deck, me as your gorgeous travel companion LOL
) see?? Spectacular life!!
I could have not made any of s***t up!
Love you!!
XOX
J.~