When Your Dog Wins An Emmy.

My husband says my dress looks like a sofa.
I say it’s more like a tablecloth.
A long tablecloth.
And I hate long dresses.
Mostly because…they’re long.
I like short skirts.
Plus a long dress makes it difficult to pee.
And I pee freely.
I rented the dress.
Guess I should have rented more of the runway.
But I wore it anyway.
Wore it to the LA Emmys.
The Emmys for local news.
My husband has won a ton.
I should sell a few on EBay.
He won this one for an investigation on fake diplomas.
Apparenlty you can buy a degree.
He bought one for Milly.
Our dog.
Milly’s now a Doctor of Philosophy.
And now she also has an Emmy.
Believe it or not Good Day LA got a few Emmys.
And believe it or not…the 3 of us are together again.
We did a podcast.
We talked about…ourselves.
What else do we ever talk about?
We did get around to some important stuff…like did Donald Trump ever hit on Jillian.
And did Steve like the girls who replaced us.
If you watched our show you know we didnt always get along.
So who knew I’d miss them so much?
We’re calling the podcast…OK LA.
I’ll post the link to the podcast today.
And I also have to send that tablecloth back to Rent the Runway.