I’ve been engaging my abs.
Clenching my ass.
And holding my pee.
Holding pee means using the muscles in the pelvic region.
I pee freely in the ocean.
I’ve been paddleboarding on Mission Bay.
My abs, arms and ass should look good.
I said should.
Because I’ve been eating my weight in sugar.
When I was (temporarily) on the Keto diet my dessert was a squirt of Reddi-Wip.
My cat likes it too.
I do not squirt him in the mouth
Although I did try…
But I’ve (temporarily) deserted my diet and gone back to dessert.
I had the Cheesecake Pancakes at Breakfast Republic.
My Chinese Chicken Salad at Tower 23 tasted like candy.
We took the kids to the Iron Pig Alehouse where the baked beans should be a dessert.
I mean college Seniors.
Somehow, suddenly Nash is a Senior.
Mr G and I were in San Diego helping him move in.
We got him all the essentials…
Beer, Red Solo cups and ping-pong balls.
We stayed at a place called the Blue Sea.
You can walk to the beach, the bay and the 32 ounce Margarita place.
They have 21 flavors.
Baja Beach Cafe is the Ben and Jerry’s of tequila.
We (obviously) had so much fun that we decided to stay a few days.
Nash would say…
My parents are here” (silently adding…again).
Eventually we did decide to leave.
Our last sunset matched my Aperol Spritz.
That’s a super sweet wine drink.
The next morning I went for a final paddle.
To burn calories.
And to promise God I’d give up sugar (again).
I like to talk to God when I SUP.
It’s so peaceful.
I can almost hear my son say…
My Mom is paddling by our place…