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Is there some magic pill?
Or something I should do?
Besides reading too much news.
And eating too much pasta?
I called an old friend.
She said…
An orange a day might keep COVID away.
Hearing her voice was calming.
I met Dr Eve 22 years ago.
I had an allergic thing that made my face puff up.
Like a puffer fish.
It was bad in the morning.
Which was bad for someone doing morning TV.
A friend (yes, a friend)
Said I looked like I had Mad Cow disease.
I went to see Eve.
She‘s an herbalist
And a healer..
She touched the air all around me.
When she got to the lower hemisphere…
She said…
Something happening here?
I said…
I’m getting my period.
She said…
I don’t think so…
I didn’t even have to pee on a stick.
I knew she was right.
Of all things…
I went to Australia the next day for work.
Of all things…
I was there the day Princess Diana died.
We were all emotional.
I was a slightly pregnant puddle of tears.
Now I like to tell my son he’s been to Australia.
When I got back I immediately went see Eve.
My favorite food group was Swedish Fish.
But she made me drink healthy green shit.
And she told me…
I was having…
A boy.
The sonogram proved her right.
Again.
Through the years I’ve brought my entire family to Eve.
She helped my puffy face and many a childhood ear ache
I hadn’t talked to her for years.
But I called her this week.
I said…
What should we do?
She recommended a few herbs to build up the immune system.
And said…
Don’t stress.
And said…
Eat an orange a day.
I hope she’s right.
Again.
Eve’s Herbs are available on-line (store.evesherbs.com)
Dr Eve recommends Enhance formula for boosting your immune system also Bactotox (Echinacea, Goldenseal, Garlic) and Herba Pneu (Herbal Vitamin C)
Thank u ms Dorothy
I take care of my mother. She is very ill. She thinks this all is a conspiracy theory . i worry for her so much. We will eat an Orange a day. I’m going to tell her you said so. And shell do ot!