God Wants Me Sexy

Here is our little home movie

So Justin Bieber walks into a bar. Or at least he tried to. Or at least that’s the story I’m going with. I heard a rumor (and you know I made a career of hearing rumors) that Biebes tried to crash our Mending Kids KISS concert. And that he got the kiss off from security. [...]

I say Saving the World One LIfe at a Time. It’s just my silly phrase.

Am I the only one to go on the spider diet and gain weight?

I hate that phrase So That Happened. So overused. But I must be a crappy writer cause I’m using it.

It was unnerving at first. I was being followed.

When you don’t have anything nice to say…blog.

Why does my cat vomit on the carpet?

So I was in my trailer. Is that the most obnixous sentence (phrase actually) that I have ever written? Try this…so I was chillin’ in my trailer.

i had a drink with Jean Martirez. Coffee. That’s a drink right?