God Wants Me Sexy

Seeing all the Presidents at the Bush Library reminded me of a slightly dirty Jimmy Carter story. Not Clinton, Carter.

What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a surf mom?

I just put on my sweat belt thing…which reminded me to post the blog I wrote for the Huffington Post. This is basically a lazy 2 for 1 post. xo This is why I don’t make lists. on my (nonexistent) to do list, hike, have sex with my husband and blog. Well I am doing [...]

I don’t snore. Ana Garcia says I do. Well actually she said I make kitten like noises.

i stopped wearing makeup. It’s not a boycott. I’m just lazy.

My husband is passing a kidney stone. Apparently this is harder than passing gas.

I fear my dimples are on the wrong cheeks.

Except for hookers…who gets to work in bed.

I’m trying to show Sandra the best of the US. The Bachelor, Disneyland (maybe not in that order).

I may be the only woman who goes to Africa and gains weight….